Friday, 15 March 2013

Local Newspaper Column

For over twenty years Bernard Ingham, former press secretary to Margaret Thatcher, has been the columnist in my local paper the Hebden Bridge Times here in Calderdale, West Yorkshire.
Hebden Bridge is a unique place full of politically engaged people - Stuart Maconie describes it as "an outpost of liberal hippy cool in the middle of redneck cowboy country" - and after details emerged last years that implicated Ingham in the cover-up’s surrounding the Hillsborough Disaster and his publishing of increasingly contentious comments (and the fact that he lives in Purley, South London), some local residents recently campaigned to have him removed. This happened last month.

I had mixed feelings about it all as I’m against censorship in writing - and Ingham started out on this paper - but it did feel like his column had run its course. Calling Hebden Bridge – the gay capital of Britain – “Sodom and Gomorrah” might not have helped. Anyway, the paper has decided to replace Bernard Ingham with guest columnists, and I have written the first one, out in this week’s issue. It’s not currently available online so I have printed it below.

My Calder Valley
Whatever You Believe, Nature Is Breathtaking
Ben Myers

When the former leading head of the Catholic Church and a vocal opponent of gay marriage is forced to resign and apologise over his sexual conduct, and the Church of England’s attitudes towards women are currently stuck in the medieval era - as an atheist it is pleasing to feel completely detached from the world of organised religion.
Atheist is not a word I particularly identify with as it implies a lack of belief or faith when in fact most atheists believe in many things. In the 21st century it has also come to suggest zealots who aggressively hector believers and disprove religious hocus pocus while thumping their well-worn Richard Dawkins books. Let’s face it: most of us know nothing about who we are, why we are here or where we are going. We’re idiots, basically. We’re blips on bicycles. We’re amoeba with attitudes.

Like many people in the area I prefer to invest my belief in something tangible and visible: nature. Plants, animals, the elements, the changing seasons. All of that. My own feelings for these are as strong as believers’ devotion to their God and I can think of nowhere better in the world to observe nature in action than during the arrival of spring than in the upper Calder Valley in March and April.
A farmer elbow-deep in an ailing sheep during a dawn storm might rightly disagree but round these parts I feel we’re lucky to live so close to nature. In an increasingly sub-urbanised country of congested ring roads and dire retail parks, here in Calderdale we are surrounded by fields and woods and moorlands. None of it ever feels far away; nature is always there to remind us of its existence and our own vulnerable position at the top of the food chain, whether in the virulent ragwort and Himalayan balsam perennially trying to reclaim the tow-paths, the badger that roots through your bins or the Calder flash-flooding.

Because nature is not something that happens beyond our doorsteps – we are a part of it. We are in it. Tuned into the inward-looking digital world we possibly don’t even realise it half the time but we are permanently engaged in a symbiotic relationship with the natural cycles of life. The mould in our cellars, the cobwebs in our corners; the nocturnal slug trails on our work surfaces or the mice nests in our compost. Nature is crawling all over of us. It is scratching and rustling and scurrying and singing. Always.
Perhaps that’s why religion exists in the first place: to attempt to make sense of the devastating beauty of a fly agaric toadstool or the iridescent metallic blue blur of a rarely sighted kingfisher in motion. To find an explanation. Some of us prefer just accept what is all around us – and enjoy it. Why try and interpret the word of God when something equally as impressive – and visible – is happening around us?

As the daffodils unfold and stretch and the birds of Calderdale busy themselves after a long, wet, dour winter the valley is reborn once again. It’s easy to idealise and sentimentalise nature but on a good day, in the right light, say from the top of Heights Road or up at Stoodley Pike or peering over the edge of Scout Rock, it can almost look like a paradise of sorts. And it’s one that you would hope is welcome to all-comers, regardless of who they are or what they believe. Nature is good like that. It doesn’t police anyone’s thoughts. It doesn’t discriminate – it just simply is.

About the writer

Born in Durham in 1976, Ben Myers is an author and journalist.  He writes for numerous publications, including regular contributions to The Guardian, and his most recent novel Pig Iron was published by Hebden Bridge’s Bluemoose Books. He has lived in Mytholmroyd for four years.





(Stoodley Pike, taken from


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