Thursday, 19 June 2008

Gratuitous Namedropping Alert

I've not been writing here
because I've been writing
here and because I got
drunk with Lemmy at the
Mojo magazine awards
and then took some photos
of famous people but they
were all rubbish and then
I had a hangover and
couldn't do anything but
lie on the sofa and eat a
Linda McCartney pie.

Lemmy was puking by 10PM
while my stomach was cast-
iron, mate. Does that officially
make me tougher than Motorhead?
(Answer: No. No, it doesn't. At all).

I also encountered the
righteous John Lydon
who I once wrote a book
about
and he made me laugh.

Out.

1 comment:

Elliot Cowan said...

I had a friend who had a meal prepared by Linda McCartney.
He said it was the worst meal he'd ever had and described it as boiled salad.