Friday, 14 March 2008
The Missing Kidney in Dazed & Confused
Q: Does this mean I'm hip?
(A: No. No, you will never be hip. Even if you wear a hat. Especially if you wear a hat. Because even if the hat is from 1974 and belonged to your Grandpa, people will still start mentioning Pete Doherty and then you shall be doomed. And anyway no one who is hip uses the word 'hip'. What is this - the 1950s, Daddio?)